This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR
dude i don’t even believe this i know i just reblogged it like ten minutes ago but oh my god this baby eats shit from like 4ft in the air and nobody cares this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen in my life
it got better
Please watch this video of a corgi on carousel and never be sad again.
THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT VIDEO
the world is a beautiful place after all
I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game
People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing
THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN
What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel
do u mean excited
So, followers…I have a thing I said I’d ask y’all about.
There’s a guy who is…not homeless, but damn near, who comes into my store all the time with these rad bracelets. They’re survival bracelets…made out of some insane number of feet of cord, and they can be untied and unravelled in the event you need feet of cord for something. He also makes dog leashes, which I can get pics of the next time I see him.
I offered to post these online, as this is a tiny town and he is not making much off the locals here. Dude is legit, I can vouch for his lack of drug addictions or gambling problems…just a dude down on his luck, using a random skill to make a bit of cash.
I’m willing to use my own money to ship these wherever, he can make them in literally any color or combination of colors you can think of (I’m getting another one, in white and pink), and he’s only asking $10 apiece for the bracelets, $17 for the leashes (depending on the length of leash you need).
Knowing how much work he puts into these, and how solid they are, I think both of those prices are fair (obviously, considering I bought two and he’s working on a third for me). So, if you’re interested, shoot me an email (email@example.com) with what you want and the colors you want it in. I’ll be taking payments through my paypal account and withdrawing them directly to him after you recieve pics of your completed project and confirm it’s what you want.
I’m not personally getting any financial kickback from this…just trying to use my “privilege” with my nifty internet connection and my hordes of little oppressors to help someone in a tough spot. If you’re not interested, but your followers might be, could you please reblog this and spread the word?
I love all your little faces, and thanks in advance for boosting or buying if you can :)
The bracelets look really cool!
Hey guys! This is a page I set up for my dad. He was diagnosed with Stage 4 non-hodgkin’s lymphoma in January of 2012. He is now in remission, but my family has about $18,000 in debt from copays, with it continuing to add up because of additional tests. You can read much more detailed information on the page!So if you guys could help me out by even just reblogging this or even donating anything you can that would be beyond amazing.If you guys donate, let me know, and I’ll be sure to do something awesome for you! I could send you a personalized thank you in the mail, or promo your blog, or follow you, or you can ask me if there is something else you would like for me to do!
Time to show some love and appreciate these heroes.
someone needs to turn down that sass level
Two things to know about Canada!
- We are smart enough to know hot things should be hot.
- We are sorry if you don’t
fun story about the reason they do that (at least in America)
once this lady spilled her McDonald’s coffee on herself and ended up getting like 3rd degree burns and since there was no warning on the cup she was able to claim she didn’t know it would be hot (or at least that hot) and won a lawsuit against McDonald’s for $1 million
That’s what the media smear campaign against her would have you believe, anyway. The truth of the matter is that the McDonald’s in question had previously been cited - on at least two separate occasions - for keeping their coffee so hot that it violated local occupational health and safety regulations. The lady didn’t win her lawsuit because American courts are stupid; she won it because the McDonald’s she bought that coffee from was actively and knowingly breaking the law with respect to the temperature of its coffee at the time of the incident.
(I mean, do you have any idea what a third-degree burn actually is? Third-degree burns involve “full thickness” tissue damage; we’re talking bone-deep, with possible destruction of tissue. Can you even imagine how hot that cup of coffee would have to have been to inflict that kind of damage in the few seconds it was in contact with her skin?)
Yeah I’m tired of people joking about either the “stupid” woman who didn’t know coffee was hot or the “greedy” woman making up bullshit to get money.
She was hideously injured by hideous irresponsibility, it was an absolutely legitimate lawsuit and the warning on the cups basically allows McDonalds to claim no responsibility even if it happens again. Every other company followed suit to cover their asses.
So they can still legally serve you something that could sear off the end of your tongue or permanently demolish the front of your gums and just give you a big fat middle finger in court. “The label SAID it would be HOT, STUPID.”
obligatory reblog for the great debunking of the usual ignorance spouted about this case
obligatory mention that the media smear campaign to twist teh facts on this case and get public opinion against the victim was deliberate and fueled by the right wing tort reform movement
it was seized upon to limit the rights of consumers to hold giant corporations accountable for wrongdoing
watch the documentary Hot Coffee, it lays out all of the facts and examines the response to this case and explains why everything you think you know about this case is bullshit, and explains why tort reform is bullshit in an entertaining and informative manner
The woman injured in Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants was 79 years old at the time of her injuries, and suffered third-degree burns to the pelvic region (including her thighs, buttocks, and groin), which in combination with lesser burns in the surrounding regions caused damage to an area totaling a whopping 22% of her body’s surface. These injuries that required two years of intensive medical care, including multiple skin grafts; during her hospitalization, Stella Liebeck lost around 20% of her starting body weight.
She was uninsured and sued McDonald’s Restaurants for the cost of her past and projected future medical care, an estimated $20,000. The corporation offered a settlement of $800, a number so obviously ridiculous that I’m not even going to dignify it with any further explanation.
The settlement number most often quoted is not the amount that the corporation actually paid; the jury in the first trial suggested a payment equal to a day or two of coffee revenues for McDonald’s, which at the time totaled more than $1 million per diem. The judge reduced the required payout to around $640,000 in both compensatory and punitive damages, and the case was later settled out of court for less than $600,000.
Keep in mind that at the time, McDonald’s already had over 700 cases of complaints about coffee-related burns on file, but continued to sell coffee heated to nearly 200 degrees Fahrenheit (around 90 degrees Celsius) as a means of boosting sales (their selling point was that one could buy the coffee, drive to a second location such as work or home, and still have a piping hot beverage). This in spite of the fact that most restaurants serve coffee between 140 and 160 degrees Fahrenheit (60 to 71 degrees Celsius), and many coffee experts agree that such high temperatures are desirable only during the brewing process itself.
The Liebeck case was absolutely not an example of litigation-happy Americans expecting corporations to cover their asses for their own stupidity, but we seem determined to remember it that way. It’s an issue of liability, and the allowable lengths of capitalism, and even of the way in which our society is incredibly dangerous for and punitive towards the uninsured, but it was not and is not a frivolous suit. Please check your assumptions and do your research before you turn a burn victim’s suffering into a throwaway punchline.
#don’t fricking get me started on Liebeck v. McDonald’s Restaurants the level of misinformation floating around is staggering#I know that it’s an older case but it still makes me really mad that people treat it as this big dumb thing?#the fact that the media took a serious case and turned it into what it is to us today should piss people off#the level of distortion of facts is astonishing and upsetting and nobody seems to hear about it?#sorry I’m done I just#it upsets me when a legal travesty like this is just dragged out for some#’haha americans are sOOOOOOOo dumb!!1!’ humor#I MEAN GODDAMN IF YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE FUN OF AMERICANS AT LEAST MAKE FUN OF US WITH FACTS OKAY
jesus, i actually didn’t know about any of this, thanks for clearing that up
I had no idea of any of this. I am certainly amazed.
Good commentary is good. I get so irrationally angry when people start talking about “the McDonalds coffee lady” because inevitably, the only parts they get right are the fact that it happened to a woman and that it happened at McDonalds. Part of her settlement included a gag order, so she was never allowed to, say, go on the talk show circuit and defend her public image (she doesn’t strike me as the sort who would have, anyway, but still), and so she entered into our social lexicon as an example of American greed and eagerness to perpetuate frivolous lawsuits. The fact of the matter is that she was an old lady who took her granddaughter to McDonalds for breakfast and was victim of an horrific accident that caused severe damage to her abdomen, genitals, buttocks, and thighs. In addition to the indignities she suffered from the treatment of these injuries, she was further mocked by the company who visited these injuries on her by their refusal to pay for even her hospital bills, and then once judgement was made in her favor mocked further by an American public who at best was misinformed and at worst values their right to have a cheap cup of coffee over a woman’s right not to suffer grievous bodily damage FROM A CUP OF COFFEE.
This shit better work